Horsie Stories

Horsie and the 1,000,000 White Moon Apples

Once upon a time, Horsie picked 1,000,000 HUGE white moon apples. He ate 1,000 of them and went to bed, leaving the other 999,000 for later. But while Horsie slept, Big Bad Bully came and stole 9,000 of them. Horsie woke up and said,"Hey! I only go for having 990,000 left! Big Bad Bully must have gone for stealing 9,000 of them!" He made a trap with a wood cage where Horsie put the hugest white moon apple he had inside, and when Big Bad Bully came to steal it, Horsie put down the gate. But Big Bad Bully broke through the wood and stole 8,999 more. "Rih," said Horsie. "I only go for having 981,000 left!" He made another trap made out of white, which is REALLY strong. But Big Bad Bully was too fast. He ran in, grabbed the white moon apple, ran out, and stole 8,999 more. "Rih," said Horsie. "I only go for having 972,000 left!" He made ANOTHER trap made out of white, whith an electric eye right where the gate whould close. Big Bad Bully ran in, grabbed the apple, ran back and bonked his head on the gate, which had already closed, and dropped the apple. Horsie put him in jail, grabbed the apple that Big Bad Bully had taken, and picked another 19,000 white moon apples, so that he had 1,000,000 of them. He ate 1,000 of them and went to bed, leaving the other 999,000 for later. But while Horsie slept, Big, BIG Bad Bully came and stole 9,000 of them...

Philipp Gaebler

Horsie and the A-Bomb
Robin Hoof
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Horsie at the Great Apple Storage

Once opon a time, Horsie wanted a job. He asked the Roosie White Mining Company, the Roosie Postal Service, and the Roosie Car Factory, but they all said, "No." Then he asked the Great Apple Storage and they said, "Yes." The first day at the Great Apple Storage, Horsie decided to take a look around. A few hours later, he found Joe putting sume apples in bags. "Hi Joe!" said Horsie. "Hi." said Joe. "Lets go over there and watch those people plant some apple trees," said Horsie. "After I finish putting these apples in bags," said Joe. "Then I'll help," said Horsie. "Ok," said Joe, "I'll do the red apples and you'll do the white ones." "Reeuh!" said Horsie, "White is my favorite color." After Joe and Horsie finished putting the apples in bags, they went over to the people who were planting apple trees. "Rih," said Horsie, "Are you going to plant any white apple trees?" "We'll do that after we're done with these red ones," said a worker. "Then I'll help," said Horsie. "Ok," said the worker. When they were done planting the red apple trees, they started planting the white apple trees. After a while, Horsie said, "Hey Joe, let's go get some apple ice cream." "Ok," said Joe, "but I like chocolate." After Horsie and Joe ate their ice cream, the person who was selling ice cream told Horsie that his boss wanted to see him. Horsie went with Joe to see his boss. When they came to Horsie's boss, he said, "Hello, Horsie. I want to tell you that you worked really hard so you get paid lots of money." "That's because I like apples," said Horsie. So Horsie had fun working at the Great Apple Storage and got paid lots and lots.

The End.

Leif Gaebler

Horsie and the 1,000,000 White Moon Apples
Robin Hoof
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Horsie and the A-Bomb

Once upon a time, there was a roosie named Vanilla. Everybody thought that Horsie and Vanilla were friends except Bully, because he knew that Vanilla was building an A-Bomb just for Horsie. But Bully didn't bother to tell anybody because he didn't like Horsie. One day, Horsie said to Vanilla, "Did you know that my birthday is next week? You can come to my party." "Yes, I know," said Vanilla, "I'm make something for you." "Reeuh!" said Horsie, "I like homemade presents." At Horsie's birthday party, There were lots of roosies including Bully, but Bully was not invited. He just decided to come. As Bully came to Horsie's Party, Horsie asked, "What are you doing here?" And Bully replied, "I came to tell you that Vanilla made an atom bomb for you." "Yeah Right," said Horsie, "How do you know?" "He told me," said Bully. "Oh, sure," said Horsie, "Now get out of here!" Later that day, it was time for Horsie to open all of the presents that the roosies gave him. "I'm going to open Vanilla's present first," said Horsie. Horsie ripped open the package and sure enough, it was an A-Bomb. "ARMY HORSES!" yelled Horsie. Then Vanilla pulled a remote control out of his wallet and pressed the button and apples flew everywhere! "REEUH!" said Horsie, "It wasn't an atom bomb, it was an apple bomb!" Then Horsie ate most of the apples and put the rest in the refrigerator.

The End.


Leif Gaebler

Horsie and the 1,000,000 White Moon Apples
Horsie at the Great Apple Storage
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Robin Hoof

Once upon a time, Vanilla, Fudge, Horsie, Brownie, Bully, and lots of other roosies decided to take archery training. Bully, of course, couldn't even hit a bull's eye 5 feet wide. Fudge and brownie usually hit near or on the bull's eye. Vanilla could usually hit near the bull's eye, but he usually didn't hit it. But Horsie asked for a bull's eye only one inch wide! He hit it almost every time. After they were done training, everybody had improved. Bully could hit a target four feet wide and Horsie could hit the bull's eye every time. Fudge and Brownie could usually hit the bull's eye and Vanilla could hit near or on the bull's eye. A few weeks later, there was an archery tournament. Bully, Bully's parents, Vanilla, Fudge, Brownie, Horsie, and Robin Hoof were there. The horses who shot closest to the bull's eye would go to the next round. The other half would be eliminated. On the first round Bully, Bully's parents, and vanilla were eliminated. On the next round Fudge and Brownie were eliminated. It was just Horsie and Robin Hoof. They kept hitting in the very center of the bull's eye. After about ten rounds they decided to use a moving target. Horsie and Robin Hoof fired their arrows. Robin Hoof hit the very center of the bull's eye and Horsie hit only on inch from the center. Robin Hoof got first prize (100 white moon apples) and Horsie got second prize (75 golden moon apples.) "Good job, Horsie!" said Robin Hoof. "Rih, thanks," said Horsie. "Maybe we should go get some apple ice cream," said Robin Hoof. "Ok," said Horsie.

The End.


Leif Gaebler

Horsie and the 1,000,000 White Moon Apples
Horsie at the Great Apple Storage
Horsie and the A-Bomb


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